euphoric vibes = code 4 i just smoked a blunt and now im chillen
the idea that girls in 1572 had periods but no tampons makes me sad
I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT ACTUALLY
would you say you think about it periodically
Taylor Swift ain’t got nothing on Gwen Stefani until she writes a full album about a break up and then forces the guy to play bass on every song and then tour with her
i bet Harry’s that boyfriend who whenever you guys get froyo he always ask for a taste but instead of using his own spoon he just opens his mouth for you to feed him then when you do he smiles and leans over to kiss you sigH
somebody ask louis
i hope a bird shits in your eye motherfucker, sleep with one eye open
- Douche: hey
- Nice girl:
- Douche: HEY
- Nice girl: what?
- Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
- Nice girl: excuse me?
- Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
- Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
hi below this cut is a “louis tomlinson makes paul higgins’ life difficult” post enjoy