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I won't lie this has pretty much become a One Direction blog. I'm not sorry.

Alex. Australian. 26. Bookworm. Fangirl. Writer. (on A03)
I fucking love Katie so much
Anberlin, One Direction, Panic! at the Disco, Empires, Hellogoodbye, Fall Out Boy, McFly, The Academy Is..., My Chemical Romance, All Time Low, Blue October, Aqua, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin.
Teen Wolf, Veronica Mars, Primeval, Doctor Who, Hawaii Five-0, Supernatural, Merlin, Pushing Daisies, Lano and Woodley, Dollhouse, Dead Like Me, Community.
I also love tiny fluffy animals and things that make me laugh. I really love to laugh.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.

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ldwt:

Photos taken by Director Floria Sigismondi on set of The Stars (Are Out Tonight), featuring Tilda Swinton. Read more.

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ineffablyserpentine:

extoria:

ineffablyserpentine:

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byzandarius:

So the first thing to come to mind was what if Aziriphale went and found the TARDIS…

crow bookshop
crowley 

no no no
that can’t be aziraphale’s bookstore and frankly i am appalled that anybody would draw that conclusion
i mean, look at the door. It’s wide open, and inviting. AND at a seemingly respectable time of day.
Nope, that can’t be Aziraphale’s bookstore.

It’s Crowley’s  bookstore. After the Almostpocalypse, he decided to open one himself, in friendly competition with Aziraphale.
It only sells trashy romance novels and misinformative DIY manuals.

that’s genius

ineffablyserpentine:

extoria:

ineffablyserpentine:

peens:

byzandarius:

So the first thing to come to mind was what if Aziriphale went and found the TARDIS…

crow bookshop

crowley 

no no no

that can’t be aziraphale’s bookstore and frankly i am appalled that anybody would draw that conclusion

i mean, look at the door. It’s wide open, and inviting. AND at a seemingly respectable time of day.

Nope, that can’t be Aziraphale’s bookstore.

It’s Crowley’s  bookstore. After the Almostpocalypse, he decided to open one himself, in friendly competition with Aziraphale.

It only sells trashy romance novels and misinformative DIY manuals.

that’s genius

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malikthirst:

euphoric vibes = code 4 i just smoked a blunt and now im chillen

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djavjr:

shakethe-excess:

bill-nyetho:

the idea that girls in 1572 had periods but no tampons makes me sad

I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT ACTUALLY

would you say you think about it periodically

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aquamentia:

I think Emily told us a weird story about growing up that she would, um, she terrorized you, right?

Oh yeah, she came on here and humiliated me, in front of millions of people.

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jennylewren:

Taylor Swift ain’t got nothing on Gwen Stefani until she writes a full album about a break up and then forces the guy to play bass on every song and then tour with her

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whackfrost:

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whackfrost:

i bet Harry’s that boyfriend who whenever you guys get froyo he always ask for a taste but instead of using his own spoon he just opens his mouth for you to feed him then when you do he smiles and leans over to kiss you sigH

somebody ask louis

i hope a bird shits in your eye motherfucker, sleep with one eye open

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SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENED

  • Douche: hey
  • Nice girl:
  • Douche: HEY
  • Nice girl: what?
  • Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
  • Nice girl: excuse me?
  • Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
  • Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
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otfivedirection:

hi below this cut is a “louis tomlinson makes paul higgins’ life difficult” post enjoy

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Note Card Wisdom

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teaandwanderlust:

cumbercrieff:

the-elven-queen:

thebestkickassasian:

just-a-skinny-boy:

Australian advertising is freaking brilliant.

The bowing down was the best by far.

can this exist in America?

I can’t believe I walk there almost everyday and missed it!

Where was this? Rundle Mall? Maaaan, now I want rice crackers…

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