bc they got bullied by jocks in high school
ppl are so aggressive about it like “sports are for barbarians and I am intelligent and cultured” it’s hilarious
Wow. Tumblr is supposed to be a sanctuary, a safe haven, even, for alternative lifestyles. Not for high school jocks interested in the most common thing ever. Seriously, football is exactly the kind of thing someone joins tumblr to escape from. Stop watching football and go join a fandom, or delete your account.
Signed, a proud football-hating SuperWhoLockianStuckSwimmingOnTitanPotter fan.
i used to be able to handle the Smooth and Elegant characterization of draco malfoy and have enjoyed on some level fic with this characterization but i can’t even enjoy it anymore, i just CAN’T, draco malfoy THINKS he is smooth and elegant but he is ACTUALLY a completely ridiculous and often totally incompetent human being who put an extraordinary amount of effort into a “potter stinks” campaign, spent a lot of time third year dramatically pretending to faint in front of an audience in the great hall, and got mauled by a hippogriff because he literally couldn’t hold off insulting the first breathing thing around for one minute of his life, an inability that also resulted in losing quidditch and getting the shit kicked out of him more than once because the child cannot fight and “talk shit get hit” is a foreign concept 2 him
can we picture him, bud, and croy making ~grotesque faces at harry across the entire great hall when rita skeeter’s article comes out before the third task, can u reconcile this with Elegant, Graceful, Sophisticated draco malfoy turning his nose up at, like, elements of interior design
you are BUYING INTO HIS GAME don’t buy into this trash child’s game
men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us
have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.
THERE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THERE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOO*CHURNS BUTTER VERY QUICKLY*
i met a girl yesterday who said she recognised me from a vegetarian club, but i’d never seen herbivore
OH MY GOD DID YOU ACTUALLY CENSOR OUT MY URL
that’s it! that’s the worst thing you can say! feel how you feel right now? violated. that joke changes your core temperature. the feeling of hearing that joke is the feeling of getting hit in the face with a living lobster. that’s what that joke feels like. and everyone falls for it, i don’t care how smart you are.