i met a girl yesterday who said she recognised me from a vegetarian club, but i’d never seen herbivore
OH MY GOD DID YOU ACTUALLY CENSOR OUT MY URL
that’s it! that’s the worst thing you can say! feel how you feel right now? violated. that joke changes your core temperature. the feeling of hearing that joke is the feeling of getting hit in the face with a living lobster. that’s what that joke feels like. and everyone falls for it, i don’t care how smart you are.
Stuck watching hockey with Katie but at least there’s alcohol and free wifi
why has no one ever brought it to my attention that this is a thing that happened
i wasn’t prepared
but at the end when Louis’ arms snake around Harry’s torso and his neck. that’s a makeout stance, don’t try to tell me otherwise. God this is the cutest thing omg.
YEAH BUT THE FUNNIEST THING WHEN IT’S ACTUALLY LIAM & LOUIS
that one person everyone loves but you hate
how do u remember ur url