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Alex. Strayan. 27. Fangirl. Writer. (on A03)
I fucking love Katie so much
Anberlin, Little Mix, One Direction, Panic! at the Disco, Empires, Ke$ha, Taylor Swift, Hellogoodbye, Fall Out Boy, McFly, The Academy Is..., My Chemical Romance, All Time Low, Blue October, Aqua, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin.
Elementary, Almost Human, Teen Wolf, Veronica Mars, Primeval, Doctor Who, Hawaii Five-0, Supernatural, Merlin, Pushing Daisies, Lano and Woodley, Dollhouse, Dead Like Me, Community.
I also love tiny fluffy animals and things that make me laugh. I really love to laugh.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.

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thranduil-stormborn:

naturemetaltolkien:

Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.
Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.

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sunbeargirl:

crotchetybushtit:

maatuultulivesi:

does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.

is this what rich people worry about lmao

who knew the sheriff of nottingham had a blog

(via dont-spoop-yourself)

thisismyoneluckyprize:

recording-larry:

Let’s all remember that this really happened

no it didn’t

thisismyoneluckyprize:

recording-larry:

Let’s all remember that this really happened

no it didn’t

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keziaaarghhh:

panic-at-the-blog:

p4vl0ve:

watching brendon urie trying to be all hardcore and gangsta cause hes in a rap video is the best thing I’ve seen all day

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he is so unbelievably white

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karzahnii:

a story about tumblr’s collective ability to fact check

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thefiveandten:

aww shit

nixpunk:

(kaiju voice) i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(via scissures)

http://non.nonmodernist.com/post/79473651337

top-hats-from-cereal-boxes:

ironicdavestrider:

sunsetfucker:

fabledfrowningfox:

The English language cannot support 100+ new pronouns added all at once, especially when many of those pronouns are exactly like words that already exist.

no one cares lol

OP is just…

Q
why doesn't anyone else on this website like sports
from:Anonymous
A

crippledouble:

nosdrinker:

bc they got bullied by jocks in high school

ppl are so aggressive about it like “sports are for barbarians and I am intelligent and cultured” it’s hilarious

Wow. Tumblr is supposed to be a sanctuary, a safe haven, even, for alternative lifestyles. Not for high school jocks interested in the most common thing ever. Seriously, football is exactly the kind of thing someone joins tumblr to escape from. Stop watching football and go join a fandom, or delete your account.

Signed, a proud football-hating SuperWhoLockianStuckSwimmingOnTitanPotter fan.

sherlocks-loki:

whatdoyoumeanionlygetoneotp:

son, ive got news for you

you better sit down for this

sherlocks-loki:

whatdoyoumeanionlygetoneotp:

son, ive got news for you

you better sit down for this

(Source: memewhore, via atia-ofthejulii)

kirkspocks:

what the fuc k are you doing you piece of shit i can see your god damned nipples and what the fuck is that, a fucking basket of vegetables. fuck off

kirkspocks:

what the fuc k are you doing you piece of shit i can see your god damned nipples and what the fuck is that, a fucking basket of vegetables. fuck off

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"Shy" male student sues women's studies professor for failing him after never attending class

laydownanywhere:

amazonpoodle:

frantzfandom:

sourcedumal:

shortbreadsh:

saintthecla:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

This is just…

How embarrassing

I don’t think I told you all about how he one male student in the women’s studies course I took totally dominated the class :(

But women who sue for actual sexual harassment in a mostly male atmosphere are told to be silent and are punished for asserting their right to a safe environment.

This man needs to shut up and sit down with his misogynistic ass.

The link is broken and tumblr won’t let me fix it, but it’s here

but yeah this dude is a clownbox

el oh el all the women i know, self included, who have been the only woman in a crowd of dudes in countless educational, social and professional situations in our lives and this dude looks into this one class, goes OH NOES LADIES, peaces the fuck out and expects to get a passing grade

duh he goes to U Toronto. that school is being overrun by MRAs

jmalfroy:

i used to be able to handle the Smooth and Elegant characterization of draco malfoy and have enjoyed on some level fic with this characterization but i can’t even enjoy it anymore, i just CAN’T, draco malfoy THINKS he is smooth and elegant but he is ACTUALLY a completely ridiculous and often totally incompetent human being who put an extraordinary amount of effort into a “potter stinks” campaign, spent a lot of time third year dramatically pretending to faint in front of an audience in the great hall, and got mauled by a hippogriff because he literally couldn’t hold off insulting the first breathing thing around for one minute of his life, an inability that also resulted in losing quidditch and getting the shit kicked out of him more than once because the child cannot fight and “talk shit get hit” is a foreign concept 2 him

can we picture him, bud, and croy making ~grotesque faces at harry across the entire great hall when rita skeeter’s article comes out before the third task, can u reconcile this with Elegant, Graceful, Sophisticated draco malfoy turning his nose up at, like, elements of interior design 

you are BUYING INTO HIS GAME don’t buy into this trash child’s game

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