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Alex. Australia. 27. Fangirl. Writer. (on A03)
I fucking love Katie so much
Anberlin, Little Mix, One Direction, Panic! at the Disco, Empires, Ke$ha, Taylor Swift, Hellogoodbye, Fall Out Boy, McFly, The Academy Is..., My Chemical Romance, All Time Low, Blue October, Aqua, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin.
Elementary, Almost Human, Teen Wolf, Veronica Mars, Primeval, Doctor Who, Hawaii Five-0, Supernatural, Merlin, Pushing Daisies, Lano and Woodley, Dollhouse, Dead Like Me, Community.
I also love tiny fluffy animals and things that make me laugh. I really love to laugh.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.

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otterhumour:

hate-d:

bitches be like “Am I showing to much skin??//?”

there is no skin whatsoever in this picture

otterhumour:

hate-d:

bitches be like “Am I showing to much skin??//?”

there is no skin whatsoever in this picture

(Source: lavender-ice, via fatnessxeverdeen)

Q
Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?
from:Anonymous
A

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

peterquills:

princeowl:

teabrittle:

princeowl:

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be

um an arsonist

hibachi1:

Me: *makes her cum n buys her pizza*
Her: *leaves me for someone with a job and personality*

(Source: stopmemes, via 69kittykate69)

(Source: yodiscrepo, via partycockroach)

Hugh Jackman Fought to Show You His Naked Ass

myhellhoundisbiggerthanyours:

I land back in 1973 - this is what the script says - I wake up next to a girl who I don’t remember, and I get out of bed wearing boxer shorts. I was like, ‘I don’t know about America, but in Australia if you’re next to a really good looking girl, you’re not getting out with boxer shorts on or briefs or anything.’ So yeah, I went commando. […]

They bought a bright green sock for me to wear and I was like, this is kinda drawing more attention than less. They said no, we need bright green, like a green screen, so if you bend over or turn around, and we need to erase anything, we can. I said that’s even weirder. They said please put it on, but the end of the first take I was like ‘Ermm, it’s gone, I don’t know where it is.’”

I just gonna leave this here

(via partycockroach)

ladysaviours:

cthonical:

ifeelbetterer:

JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD FOR LIKE A MINUTE STRAIGHT

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

DOES SHE KNOW WHAT HER FANDOM IS??????

ladysaviours:

cthonical:

ifeelbetterer:

JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD FOR LIKE A MINUTE STRAIGHT

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

DOES SHE KNOW WHAT HER FANDOM IS??????

(Source: chuuface, via soyonscruels)

I’ve told Nick a thousand times, I never wanted to meet Captain America in person! I just wanted a picture! You can’t disappoint a picture! I hate you Nick! I hate you so much!
— Phil Coulson, The Avengers. (via incorrectaosquotes)

(via godcomplexes)

littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

(via theyoungandtragicallyhip)

http://katebishopofearth.tumblr.com/post/83318018766

beanarie:

anfie24:

heteronormativity is genderbending main characters just to permit non-platonic interactions between the characters.

i’m looking at you, elementary.

that’s really cute how you dismiss the importance of replacing a white male literary icon with a woman of color…

(Source: lnannibal, via partycockroach)

thranduil-stormborn:

naturemetaltolkien:

Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.
Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.

image

(via fatnessxeverdeen)

sunbeargirl:

crotchetybushtit:

maatuultulivesi:

does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.

is this what rich people worry about lmao

who knew the sheriff of nottingham had a blog

(Source: wedontbeatfromthesameheart, via dont-spoop-yourself)