- Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
- Tywin: no they fucking aren't
- Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not
if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be
“There’s another way in.”
- Kili, The Hobbit - An Unexpected Journey
And you know that Fili and Kili would have accidentally found this door, if they had been born and raised in Erebor. They would have gotten lost in the tunnels and then stumbled out bewildered. Thrain would have had to shush them quickly, since, you know, it’s a secret door, but they would keep looking. Their entire childhood would have been dedicated to looking up all the secret passageways they weren’t supposed to know about yet. Kili would have twisted an ankle. Fili would have gotten stuck in a dumbwaiter equivalent. It would have been disgustingly cute.