My bestie 
OK OK OK OK OK SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I’LL TELL YOU THE GODDAMN STORY
soo i’d just picked up gabby from the station and we were in my room and i was on my laptop while she was putting on some makeup
and i’d seen that adam x factor was going to be doing a gig at the cornerhouse and been like ‘huh that’s right down the street from me!’ but not really cared bc like… i don’t watch tv i don’t know anything.
and then fucking louis tweeted about BEING AT THE SOUND CHECK and i was like ‘HOLY FUCKING BALLS HE’S THERE’ and freaking out bc the bar is on my street literally LITERALLY ABOUT A 20 SECOND WALK AWAY.
so i dragged gabby out and we went walking down and i was worried bc apparently they were only letting 50 people in or w/e and i only saw louis’ tweet like half an hour after he wrote it, but we got there and just walked in!
so i was fucking shaking prematurely and stuff. we went to get a drink to calm my nerves and went downstairs where adam x factor was singing and then suddenly we were standing right behind louis and eleanor???????????????????????///////////
LIKE WE WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND WERE LIKE ‘HEY I GUESS THIS IS THE PLACE’ AND THEN A MILLISECOND LATER ‘OH OK HE’S RIGHT FUCKING THERE OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK’
and i was like ‘GABBY THAT’S HIM’
the first thing i spotted was his ankles ;________________________;
and he was being really affectionate with eleanor and like, yelling and hollering and cheering for adam x factor and stuff and they both had drinks in their hands. and eleanor was taking some photos of adam x factor on her phone.
and gabby and i were just standing there and watching adam x factor sing but also like louis fucking tomlinson was right goddamn fucking there. and we sidled so we were right next to him and eleanor bc then we had a better view so we were standing right next to them and and a fvgnslrkb
and louis was so qt like everyone would be quiet and he’d suddenly yell ‘YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOOO’ into the silence ughghguhghuughuhgh.
and i was just like. fucking dying. bc louis fucking tomlinson and he was right there and so absolutely utterly unbelievably gorgeous. and just the other day i was musing over how i’m SO obsessed with 1d and i’ve only ever ever seen them in PIXEL FORM. like. EVER. and then suddenly this evening he was right in front of me in REAL TIME AND i JUST COULD NOT.
and then when adam x factor was finished, louis he took a couple of press photos and was just standing around talking to a couple of friends i guess. there was a body guard security person there who was very srs bsns face.
i was hovering around being socially awkward and a girl went up and got a photo with louis and i was like to gabby ‘let’s get another drink bc i need liquid courage’ and also ‘ok i’m really nervous but if it looks like they’re leaving then FUCKING PUSH ME OVER PUSH ME INTO THEM I DON’T CARE’ and then as we were ordering our drinks eleanor and louis headed upstairs!!!!!!!! and i was like ‘NOOOOOO THEY’RE LEAVINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG’ so i left gabby to pay for the drinss and went up bc like i fucking couldn’t let the opportunity slide, i could not.
so they were at the top of the stairs sort of hovering by the door with their security type person and i was like ‘fuck zoe just say anything they’re gonna leave and then you’ll have to kill yourself’
so i was like ‘ummm hi louis?’ or something inane and the security guy caught my eye with the most supremely unimpressed face i’ve ever seen on a real live human being and just shook his head like ‘boom shot down cya’. so i was like ‘oh. no?’ to him, and he was like ‘no.’ and then i was just standing there like a silent LEMON in front of them for EIGHT HUNDRED YEARS I SWEAR TO GOD
LIKE AN ACTUAL CARTOON FISH
MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING
SHOULD I WASLK AWAY WHAT’S GOING ON AND THEY WERE JUST STANDING THEIR LOOKING AT ME KINDLY
and louis was all kind-faced and kind-eyed and earnest and said to me
‘go on, what were you going to say :)))))))’
(smiley faces needed bc it sounds kind of harsh if they aren’t there but it wasn’t harsh at all he was really sweet and polite and sort of encouraging and understanding?????? just UGH) and i was silent for another few centuries bc oh god louis tomlinson just put me on the spot and asked me to say things and what are things how do say what iesk lvf!!!!!!!! and then literally said
you guys
i fucking said
‘i have no idea. there are no words in my head right now, i’ve forgotten the entire english language’
THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID
I ACTUALLY GODDAMN SAID THAT TO LOUIS GODDAMN TOMLINSON
and he was smiley and nice and smiling and nice and smiling and sort of laughing nicely so then i just like
stuck my hand out to shake his hand and made myself look him in the eyes (his eyeeeeeeZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ) and was like
‘it’s just really nice to meet you, i’m a really big fan’
as genuinely honestly as i could
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and he was like
‘aw thank you! it’s really nice to meet you too’
and shook my hand and his hand hish ahhaajhnd :)))))000000000000000000000000
and i was like
and then i may have said something else but i don’t remember??? at all?????????
and the security guy was evilling me harrrrrrrrrrrrrd so then i was like ‘ANYWAYS THANK YOU I’LL JUST’ making my way throw myself back down the stairs
and then eleanor (who was standing next to him) was like ‘i like your shirt!!’
and i was like ‘oh!!!!!!!!!1111’
and she said ‘like, i REALLY like it!’
all nice and smiling and genuine
and i was all stuttery and blushing and said ‘THANK YOU hhahahahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11’
she was so fucking friendly and just UGH i’m getting even more mad thinking about people sending her hate now like jfc SHE’S JUST GSLDNKGL
and then i was like ‘ok so i’ll just!!!!’ making my way to go downstairs again sort of manically
and louis was like ‘ok thank you babe!!1 nice to meet you!!!!!’
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and then i fell down the stairs and i’m still there on the floor true story
NO BUT then i went back and collapsed in gabby’s arm and we went upstairs to drink our drinks nad we were standing at the bar and for some reason louis was going back downstairs for something?? and there was this other staircase behind where we were at the bar (HONESTLY BY ACCIDENT) and there was sort of a small space and gabby was sort of standing in his bath and he was like ‘sorry babe!’ as he edged past herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
and then we went outside to desperately suck down cigarettes and weep and we were like ‘WAHT JUST HAPPENEDDDDDD and there were fucking paps lying in wait
and then they came out (louis and eleanor and the security bod and also the 2 guys from the x factor. adam x factor and also a guy whose name - google tells me - is james arthur) and the paps went CRAZYYYYYYY.
the flashes were just fucking insane and they were wlaking right in front of them and i honestly don’t fucking know how they deal with that shit on the reg
it was overwhelming even fucking sitting off to the side watching it happen
and then gabby and i were watching this other x factor guy who was there (rylan??) literally running around in the rain squawking going ‘OH MY GOD WHYYYYY’
he did not like the rain
he was like hunched over with a cardi over his head running around like a headless chicken
i was thinking like ‘bro why don’t you step back inside this here building with a ceiling’ but w/e w/e who am i to judge if he wanted to run around IN THE ROAD WITH A CARDI OVER HIS HEAD LAMENTING THE RAIN
wow what has this post become anywya to sum up LOUIS TOMLINSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN IRL SUN ANGEL AND BEAUTEOUS PRINCE OF MY HEART
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lol i guess this is really anticlimactic look i made a big deal about nothing NONE OF YOU SHIT ON MY PARADE THAT WAS THE GREATEST MINUTE OF MY LIFE leave me alone sorry to get your hopes up lawl
